Always near construction sites
For the sweaty working types
Some serve weird food
Korean tacos I abhor
Loitering, baiting
Oh, might be unlicensed too
But the suckers come back for more

See them in every city
Restaurants hate
Their roaming low-cost fees
Service is wild
Non-sanitary claims
With waste pied high on the floor
See the rats scatter
While no one wears gloves
And no refrigerator!

(Chorus)
(Time out, here it comes)
Food truck noise
Then the lineups
(Time out, here it comes)
Lousy truck vendors
(Time out, here it comes)
Hair net boys
With sleeves rolled up
(Time out, here it comes)
Lousy food vendors

I wouldn't buy if I were you
That crap will make you pooh
Some spoiled ham
Will make you stomach ache and then the farts
Same for your bladder
Homemade teas on a dare
Got you pissing in a park!

(Chorus)

[And forget pre-wrapped food]

Ooooooooh
(Time out, here it comes)
Here it comes
Food truck noise
Then the lineups
(Whoa-oh, here it comes)
(Shout outs) lousy truck vendor
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Lousy truck vendor)
Ooh, that food will come back up
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes, lousy truck vendor
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Food smells)
Always near construction sites, yeah
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes
Lousy truck vendor
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Lousy truck vendor)
A Rattler Sandwich's not so mild
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Out your bum
Hard to enjoy, bad noodles with soy
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Oh, downtown, the crowds
Order shouts, orders out
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Yeah, yeah) lousy truck vendor
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Lousy truck vendor)
Relocating, debating...
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
The lousy truck vendor...