Song Parodies -> "Fist on My Lips"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss on My List"

Original Performer:

"Fist on My Lips"

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The Lyrics

A follow-up to Jon's parody of Friday, but featuring Harley-Quinn!

Nobody wonders why
She commits all of those crimes
As "Good Night"sways
Pigtails 'stead of braids
She smiles as she bats away
Psychotic girl needs help
No, she'd just rather fight
Tight hotpants, snug bra
Watch her hand as the brass knuckles slide
Know she's pissed as she makes a fist
Puddin's doll is a total b-tch
Here come the blows
If I had wish
With her I'd love to lie
But then I can't deny
(Reality)

(Chorus)
(Because her fist) her fist
Is on my lips
(Because her fist) her fist
Is on my lips
Her knuckleduster I get to kiss
My mouth hurts inside
(Because her fist) her fist
Is on my lips
(Because her fist) her fist
Splits my lips
Because it's blood that I now spit
Man, she f-cked-up my bite!

She's crazy, yet stunning
What an awesome body
With her I'd like to spend some time
In the sheets, not these streets
Mister J is lucky as her puddin'
Got her mind, got her junk
I think I'm in love
Duty to do
I know right from wrong
So I must insist
On bringing her in
For justice
And yes, my bias shows
Why I'm getting whipped
I'll only smile with great pride
As she blackens my eyes

(Because that dish) that dish
Is on my list
(Because that dish) that dish
Is my deathwish
Because her legs I'd like to split
Bet her box is so tight

[Fantasy, in the mood]

Love that girl, ugh!

(Because her fist) her fist
Is on my lips
(Because her fist) her fist
Is on my lips
Her knuckleduster I get to kiss
My mouth hurts inside
(Because her fist) her fist
Is on my lips
(Because her fist) her fist
Splits my lips
Because it's blood that I now spit
Man, she f-cked-up my bite!

And I don't care
'Cause I passed out all right
Glimpsed her Rhino in the light...

Good Night is her bat... her Rhino is her custom .357 Magnum Model 60SP with pearl grips

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Nick Danger - August 22, 2016 - Report this comment

Nothing sweeter than the hot kiss at the end of a wet fist, is there?

Johnny Dangerously - August 22, 2016 - Report this comment

Don't forget to schedule a trip to your dominatrix, ASAP.

Rob Arndt - August 22, 2016 - Report this comment

If it was Margot Robbie, I wouldn't mind :))

Jonathan - August 22, 2016 - Report this comment

Jonathan's lame joke of the day: one time I overheard two girls commenting that they'd like to "hit that" as I walked by so I turned back to them and wound up in the ICU! wakka wakka wakka! 455

Callmelennie - August 22, 2016 - Report this comment

Well you know, Jonathan, I've been working out my arms a lot lately. They're still puny but the veins are really popping out all over. So much so, that yesterday a retired nurse came up to me, and pointed at one of my veins and said, "Ooh Baby, I'd really like to tap that!"

Jonathan - August 22, 2016 - Report this comment

^ ba-dmm-tsh!

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