-> "(Moggie) Air Stealer"
Original Song Title:
"Maneater"
Parody Song Title:
"(Moggie) Air Stealer"
The Lyrics
The cat will come out at night
To kill the little tyke
Crib in view
Then a leap up from the floor
Paws separating
Lips, nose pressed mouth into
Takes O2 (baby's blue) then back to the floor...
This feline jealousy
Makes you think
All cats hate babies
The rumors are wild
A housecat blamed
For the death of a newborn
Maybe was smothered
It's hard to prove
When this myth has gone too far...
(Chorus)
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Wake up infant
Your time is up
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
It's an air stealer
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Wake up infant
Feline is tough
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
It's an air stealer
Parents shouldn't leave the room
Keep the baby in view
Forget the cat
Shut the door or station by a mutt*
That little life matters
Ooh, the cat doesn't care
Attention it seeks and the baby it can't ignore
(Chorus)
[Prowling cat of swinging mood]
Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes
Wake up infant
Your life she'll snuff
(Whoa-oh, here it comes)
(Watch out) it's an air stealer
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(It's an air stealer)
Ooh, that cat is tough
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes, it's an air stealer
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Lights out)
The cat will come out at night, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes
It's an air stealer
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(It's an air stealer)
Protect your child
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes
Bundle of joy, bundle of joy
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Put the cat out, cat out
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Yeah, yeah) it's an air stealer
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(It's an air stealer)
It's cold, calculating, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Oh, it's a death dealer...
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