Watches TV day & night
Obsessive-compulsive type
Something to view
A series to yearn for
Watching and eating
Ooh, she's sittin' with you
But her eyes are on the 60" across the floor

Waited too late, you see
All the episodes
That were on Starz lately
Just like a child
Boob Tube framed
Staring at cartoon for... ever
What does it matter?
Don't touch that remote
Or there's gonna be a war!!!

(Chorus)
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Move over boy
Turn the volume up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a binge watcher
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
This brings her joy
Eat some junk and please shut-up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a binge watcher

I wouldn't move if I were you
Keep your frame outta view
She's has this plan
To watch an entire season from the start
Over 16 hours
Ooh, all the time sitting there
Breaks only to piss and load up on more junk (food)!!!

(Chorus)

[Instrumental Interlude]

Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Another run
Watch out boy
Another 4 hour block
(Whoa-oh, here she comes)
(Lights out, no talk) she's a binge watcher
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She's a binge watcher)
Ooh, pizza guy shows up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
You are stunned, she's a binge watcher
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(No doubt)
Watches tv day and night, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Series runs
She's a binge watcher
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She's a binge watcher)
Just like a child, whoooa
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
Watch out boy, she'll get annoyed
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Oh, chips out, dip out
Keep dating, don't flip out
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(Yeah, yeah) she's a binge watcher
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She's a binge watcher)
She's watching and eating, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Oh, she's a binge watcher

No sex tonight...

Well... maybe... we watched "Outlander!!! "