-> "Skirt Chaser"
Original Song Title:
"Maneater"
Parody Song Title:
"Skirt Chaser"
The Lyrics
Got a girl in his sight
She's got the right body type
Her rack is in view
With her he'd like to score
Watching and drooling
Oh, what he wants to do, but
the filthy pig in the office is abhorred
Every pretty girl he fancies
Wants a fling
But keeps ogling
The woman's a child
She's got the frame
But is not a streetwise whore
Boss is mad as a hatter
Forget the kisses and hugs
Nothing but a pot-bellied bore!
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girls
He'll size you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a skirt chaser
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girls
You'll wanna throw up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
He's a skirt chaser
The guy doesn't have a clue
He just prefers the view
Can't understand
That true romance is an art
His useless banter
Eyes locked on butts, legs, breasts, and hair
Shows he's really has no heart- not smart
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girls
He'll pinch your butts
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a skirt chaser
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girls
You'll wanna throw up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a skirt chaser
[Instrumental Interlude]
Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch out girls
He'll chat you up
(Whoa-oh, here he comes)
(Watch out) he's a skirt chaser
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a skirt Chaser)
Oh God, we're so fed up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes, he's a skirt chaser
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Watch out)
He's got you in his sight
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
He's a skirt chaser
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a skirt Chaser)
His manner isn't mild
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch out girls, you'll wanna hurl
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(So sad) he's a skirt chaser
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a skirt chaser)
She's watching and drooling
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
F-cking skirt chaser!
And a total disaster!
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