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Song Parodies -> "Dog Eater"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Dog Eater"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Parody of “Maneater” ©1982 by Hall and Oates
He don't stand for nothing right,
The lean and hungry type.
Nothing is new, He clearly thinks he's God.
Golfing and baiting,
He's says he's with you but his eyes are on Jihad.

So many bought “hope and change.”
Takin' out the land of the free,
Obama's obsessed, ol' King Putt flamed by the call of a muezzin.
Somethin's the matter,
He even ate a dog, the news didn't get too far.

Oh, here he comes!
Watch out, Bo, he'll chew you up!
Oh, here he comes!
He's a dog eater!
Oh, here he comes!
Watch out, Bo, he'll chew you up!
Oh, here he comes!
He's a dog eater!

I'd vote Cruz if I were you,
You know what he will do.
Obama lies, and he has really ripped our world apart.
Laws, they don't matter,
The putter is here, he's a beast, he has no heart.

Oh, here he comes!
Watch out, Bo, he'll chew you up!
Oh, here he comes!
He's a dog eater!
“Dog Eater” ©2014 by Michael W. McVey

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Callmelennie - September 12, 2014 - Report this comment
I'll bet I'm the only other parodist here who has "dogged" Obama with a parody on this subject. I spun a couple back in April/May 2012, when this story came up, called "Cheapest. Shot. Evuh." (double parody of "Hound Dog" and "Poppa's Got a Brand New Bag") and also "Lola B Goode" which ends with the immortal line "Rover B Foode tonight."
Jonathan - September 12, 2014 - Report this comment
you DO mean hot dogs right?... RIGHT?! 5's
Rob Arndt - September 13, 2014 - Report this comment
@CML, you're one of a few. I did the Obama Kenyan dog meal and also Chinese dog eating, among many dog topics here. This parody is doggone good- 555

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