Got the word, Mayor Bloomberg
Is about to let it go
And the lock will clink
On the drink you want today

You been gulping 'em down with a cake round
And a bacon Hot-to-Go
There's a fried pie that'll go
Down the same way

In the cup the foam that's risin' so high
Doesn't reach the top
Cause it's only 16-ounce
Not thirty-two, ahh

And the Big Gulps and the Big Slurps
Are gonna get the chop
The sugar you want from one
Have to buy two

And that's why
The nanny state is gonna cause desperation
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
What we got is Big Gulp legislation

Start to drool from overt dehydration
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
What we got is a Big Gulp legislation

The mayor don't know about what appeals
To the human body (huh, huh)
While the soda fountain is spoutin'
Mountain Dew, ahh

Busybodies think
About what you drink
And they're frettin' about it (huh, huh)
Whatever you get from one
Better try two

That's right
The human body needs its sugar elation
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
What it don't is Big Gulp legislation

You may act the fool from the sweet deprivation
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
What we got is a Big Gulp legislation

They're callin' it health awareness
You're saying that you couldn't care less
Sixteen is an inadequate number
Just a fizz, not a soda ender

So you got a little diet serving
Any more, you're not deserving
But you want a little refill
Even though it's gonna show up on ya

Enjoy your pitiful allowance
Trying to limitate your ounces
Partaking in the paltry splendor
With memories of sugar benders

The tubby with the cup of fizz
I wonder what the tubby's wish is
That he could have a Jumbo Slushee
That he could shove it up the mayor's tushy

Big Gulp legislation
Sugar dehydration
Big Gulp legislation
It's a sweet deprivation
Big Gulp legislation