My senses were on the edge of overdrive, nearing the day
I could listen to the simps on CNN say
A fink I could never help, but to full-on despise, oh my
Would soon tumble off the list of presidential guys

But while my wrist is making a fist
Something's amiss
When I wanna know when the fun begins
I know that's something's awry, and I start to cry

Because I'm p*ssed, his name's not on the list
Because I'm p*ssed, his name is sorely missed
Because it's missing from the list, for the Lolita isle

I really wished, that he'd be on the list
A naughty tryst, that he could not resist
But next to Willy on the list, there is no 45

I say maybe there's more for all of us to really see
Can we write in between the lines, how this thing ought to be
And can we forget what is true, and substitute what I want, I want
Replace Donny Juan 42, with that other Don

But as the abyss, it looks like he'll miss
At least for this
If you want to know why I need a kiss
And start to pile on the pie, as I start to cry

Because I'm p*ssed, his name's not on the list
Because I'm p*ssed, his name is sorely missed
Because it's missing from the list, for the Lolita isle

I really wished, that he'd be on the list
A naughty tryst, that he could not resist
But next to Willy on the list, there is no 45

(guitar solo)

Because I'm p*ssed, I really must insist
Because I'm p*ssed, they just don't get the gist
Because he's missing from the list, of celebrity 'philes

I really wished, on "X" I'd see him dissed
My Christmas list, oh Santa, I insist
That next to Willy on the list, Orange Man soon arrives

Because I'm p*ssed, his name's not on the list
Because I'm p*ssed, I'm really over this
Because it's missing from the list, for additional trials

I really wished, that he'd be on the list
A teenage miss, that he could not resist
But next to Willy on the list, there is no 45