I’m gonna find out tonight
who’s wrong and who is right
feuding fast food, we’ve heard it all before
won’t bother weighing
after all I have chewed, I will not fit through the door

for many, it’s Mickey D’s
just as many would say Burger King
some people get wild, when they're caught in a burger argument
it’s just a matter
of opinion, I think, but I’m gonna run the test!

(Oh-Oh Here I Come) Burgers, Fries, I’ll Chew Them Up
(Rev Those Fryers Up) Need A Hamburger
(Oh-Oh Here I Come) Burgers, Fries, I’ll Chew Them Up
(Rev Those Fryers Up) Need A Hamburger

after comparing the food
I feel I must conclude
that a Big Mac beats the pants off a BK Whopper
it’s just a matter
of opinion, I think, for which meat is the topper

(Oh-Oh Here I Come) Burgers, Fries, I’ll Chew Them Up
(Rev Those Fryers Up) Need A Hamburger
(Oh-Oh Here I Come) Burgers, Fries, I’ll Chew Them Up
(Rev Those Fryers Up) Need A Hamburger

Ooh
(Oh-Oh Here I Come) Here I Come, Burgers, Fries, I’ll Chew Them Up
(Rev Those Fryers Up, For Fries!) Need A Hamburger
(Oh-Oh Here I Come, Fries & A Burger) So Rev Those Fryers Up
(Love That Greasy Stuff) Tasty Stuff, Fries & Hamburgers
(Oh-Oh Here I Come, Eat-Out!) McDonald’s & Diet Rite, Mmmm
(Oh-Oh Here I Come) Here I Come, Craving Hamburgers
(Oh-Oh Here I Come, War Of Hamburgers) Some People Get Wild, Whoo!
(Rev Those Fryers Up) Here I Come! Watch Out, Guys! Watch Out, Guys!
(Oh-Oh Here I Come) Oh, Eat-Out, Eat-Out, No Doubt, Pig-Out!
(Rev Those Fryers Up) Yeah Yeah, Need A Hamburger
(Oh-Oh Here I Come, Fries & A Burger) I Won't Bother Weighing, Noo
(Rev Those Fryers Up) I Need A Hamburger