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Song Parodies -> "Dew Drinker"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Dew Drinker"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

next up, is Rob's request of this catchy as all get out OS, concerning Mountain Dew Ice, a lemon-lime Mt. Dew drink that is simply delicious! (truth be told, I still prefer 7up, though.) also included some lyrics on my dissatisfaction in diet pepsi's decision to bring back the aspartame! at least Coca-Cola gives the option to have diet coke with splenda, or aspartame! so Rob, looks like I might be converting to team coke! anyway, everybody please enjoy!
OS (once it gets in your head, it won't leave!): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbevQH1B9ic
not 7Up, but alright
still better than a Sprite
spankin’ new Dew, some haven't tried before
I’ve got a craving
for that lemon-lime Dew, so I guess it’s to the store

how much should I pay to drink?
is 10 2-liters much you think?
the taste sure ain’t mild and this sale keeps me coming back for more
drank much for bladder
hope a restroom is near, I ain't gonna get too far

(Oh-Oh Here I Come) Buy A Bottle, Drink It Up
(Oh-Oh Here I Come) I’m A Dew Drinker
(Oh-Oh Here I Come) Pour Myself Another Cup
(Of That Sparkly Stuff) Mountain Dew Drinker

got the Diet Pepsi blues
the Splenda they once used
they still make cans, but you’ll have to order them online
nothin’ the matter
with the Mountain Dew Ice, sugar-splenda blend is fine

(Oh-Oh Here I Come) Buy A Bottle, Drink It Up
(Oh-Oh Here I Come) I’m A Dew Drinker
(Oh-Oh Here I Come) Pour Myself Another Cup
(Of That Sparkly Stuff) Mountain Dew Drinker

Ooh
(Oh-Oh Here I Come) Here I Come, Pour Myself Another Cup
(Diet Pepsi Sucks, Right Now!) And I Won't Drink It!
(Oh-Oh Here I Come, Mountain Dew Drinker) Pour Up Another Cup
(Of That Sparkly Stuff) Tasty Stuff, Lemon-Lime Drinker
(Diet Pepsi Sucks, Right Now!) Splenda’s Still In Diet Rite, Ooh
(Oh-Oh Here I Come) Here I Come, As A Dew Drinker
(Oh-Oh Here I Come, Mountain Dew Drinker) The Taste Sure Ain't Mild, Whoo!
(Oh-Oh Here I Come) Here I Come! Watch Out, Stores! Watch Out, Stores!
(Pour A Nice, Cold Cup) Oh, Cook-Out, Pig-Out, Need Cold Drink, Now!
(Oh-Oh Here I Come) Yeah Yeah, Mount Dew Ice Drinker
(Oh-Oh Here I Come, Mountain Dew Drinker) I’m Having A Craving, Ooh
(Oh-Oh Here I Come) A Mountain Dew Drinker!
thanks for reading!

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Rob Arndt - May 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Refreshing, like the drink- 555!
Jeff - May 18, 2018 - Report this comment
I dew believe I'll give this 5s!
Jonathan - May 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Rob - thanks, mate!
Jeff - thank you, pun and all!
Kelley - May 20, 2018 - Report this comment
Jonathan, I luv your parodies! ❤❤❤
Jonathan - May 20, 2018 - Report this comment
^ thank you so much!

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