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Song Parodies -> "Sex Feeder"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Sex Feeder"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Feederism is just gross. Usually, a man feeding a fat woman (BBW or SSBBW) for mutual sexual arousal!!! This has nothing to do with normal food fetish romantic feeding...
This guy likes plumpers all right
The fat and hungry type
Bucket of food
For her to devour once more
Serving after serving
Ooh, he's stuffing you
Still, she asks for more and more

Paying her to feed
All that food
For her to eat
The woman is gross
A bucket of lard
That weighs 3 or 4 (hundred pounds)
Drippings all splattered
Shove a sub down her gob
She'll only beg for more!

(Chorus)
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
With more than lunch
She'll eat it up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a sex feeder
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Chinese with soy
More to fill her up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a sex feeder

She doesn't even chew
And she's not allowed to spew
Eat all she can
Beyond a mere fill-up, she wets her chops
Weight gain don't matter
Ooh, there's no beauty there
She just gets paid for her part

(Chorus)

[Packing on pounds for eating food]

Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
Bring the gravy boy
To fill her up
(Whoa-oh, here he comes)
(Pig out) he's a sex feeder
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a sex feeder)
On anything the gal will sup
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes, he's a sex feeder
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Pig out)
Loves the fat BBW type
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
He's a sex feeder
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a sex feeder)
Blimp girl goes wild
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
Burgers, pork, and chicken fried
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Open mouth, eating trout
Pigs out, pigs out
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Yeah, yeah) he's a sex feeder
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a sex feeder)
Absolutely no salad eating, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Oh, he's a sex feeder

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Jonathan - May 11, 2018 - Report this comment
are there women that do this with men, too? asking for a friend... 5s
Rob Arndt - May 11, 2018 - Report this comment
Yes. Btw, there are also " forced feedings" in a BDSM way! It always amazes me what people come up with when it comes to sexual arousal! These feedees gain typically 40-150 lbs for the money. The feeder gets his jollies from the feedings AND the weight gain!!! I learned of this off the reality show"My 600 lb Life!' A woman explained how she ate to pay bills...
Susan - May 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Let me feed you three fiver!
Rob Arndt - May 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Susan, did you mean three fingers? That's a thing too with feeders!

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