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Song Parodies -> "Kiss Gets You Hit"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss On My List"

Original Performer:

Hall And Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Kiss Gets You Hit"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Your "friends" get you died; make a call, drop a dime,
What ain't your day.
If you steal for greed from the secret MAF-I-A.
You stink, then you'll bleed and yelp so you know your plight, (alright)
So you're better off gone missing, than end on ice.

When Don insists you're blowing to bits,
You're marked for hit
When they get to know who is treasonous
Best have you guile and some wise, or they'll smell your lies.
(Because a kiss) a kiss will get you hit.
(And if you dis) you dis you're cut to bits,
Because a kiss will get you hit, that's the end of your life.
(Because a kiss) a kiss can mean they're pissed
(If you're kissed) You're hit, you won't exist
'Cause when they hit they rarely miss
They will turn off your lights.

Pushing daisies underlings what that kiss they did not see,
Missed the light when they dropped that dime, caused you scream mortally.
Some guys will get hit while pursuing tryin' to get what they want. (they want)
Forget, there ain't none, they'll get you; you’ll get good and gone.
You no more exist, you're blowing to bits.

Don't tell and kiss,
It's the less you know 'bout the reason-ness,
Just wear a smile and a tie, if you deal with "wise".
(They've got a list) a list of guys to hit,
(You're on that list) that list you ain't worth spit,
All costs that kiss you'll want to miss, you'll get burned and ignite.
(It is that list) you twit, you'll soon be hit,
(It was that kiss) that gets your throat so slit,
And now some fists you're gonna kiss, as they punch out your lights.

(Instrumental Break)

They'll twist and break your wrists,
Their fists will so persist,
You get them pissed you make their list; there's no rest of your life.
(Get them pissed) you're kissed and on their list
(Because that list) exist, you’ll cease, desist,
It is that list you'll want to miss; you get burned that's your plight.
It's that kiss that kiss you'll want to miss...


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alvin - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
dose guys sure got some funny customs
AFW - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
In other words, if you're bussed, you're dust...very well executed..all those kissed.
adagio - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one, Guy. 5's
UnKnownVoTricks - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
How about the custom of leaving a ~Dead Skunk~ in your truckbed, Sir ??
Meriadoc - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
And I thought this one was going to be about sexual harass....ness. ;-)
Peregrin - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
How many times I gotta tells ya Merry? Dis Guy rawks. (I thought the same, from the title!)
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccatesta - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
HEY-E OVAH 'EAH, HUH? Hu iz dis Album guy wutz tinks owah cusdums iz funny, huh? Enywon wut gitz kist dozent meens dat hez sum kinna "pisoche". Yous nos wuts a pisoche iz eneyhow? Well dat ain't uz so stop crakin' off wize er elst. yous iz gonna git a big jucy won. 2-LOUD OUTTA 'EAH!
Guy - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - Don't sweat what Carmine said. He's been ticked off since this morning when he didn't get any pasta on his fazoo. He's eating right now and probably will be for the next few hours then he'll run the books on today's receipts and probably turn in early after a slug of vino. Today was a good day receipt wise so by tomorrow he'll forget all about what he said to you. And yes they do have some strange customs. Thanks for weiging in.

Farce - Yeah for sure - it's "il besse della morta" we are talking about here. Yeah - It's bussed in the wind. Thanks for reviewing my write, sir.

Pat - Thanks - This one took awhile to write. So much repitition and sound alike words. It got hard to keep it moving with the rhyme scheme of this OS.

M'Lady - I've heard smell of that skunk trick. This is a bad omen if you are associated with "black hands". Thanks.

Merry - Harassness never entered my mind except for getting offed by the mob and I guess you could classify that as harrasment. Did you know that Bill Clinton thought "harass" was two words? Thanks for your comment.

Pip - This guy owes some of that rawkness from things I've learned by reading parodies written by M&P. Thanks, Pip.

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