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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to AOL"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Jungle"

Original Performer:

Guns and Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to AOL"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

Welcome to AOL,
we've got boring games
got your credit card details
connections down again
our accounts have been fiddled with
to the tune of ten mil.
if our accounts look that funny
then our profits will

On AOL, Logged on with AOL
look, you computer will freeze (freeze)
i want my net for free

Welcome to AOL,
we got broadband today
if you want it you're outta luck
it's just there for display
and there's some porn in that e-mail
and instant messages
you can stop them coming
but you'll lose your net access

On AOL, Logged on with AOL
see that, that, that, download size
I, I'm gonna shout and scream

goodbye from AOL
we're still lagging here today
ya learn not to download mp3's
that you sometime hope to play
if you want to download from links you see
you'll get it eventually
you download anything you want
if you have 15 spare hours free

On AOL, Logged on with AOL
look, you computer will freeze (freeze)
i want my net for free

and when you're off you'll rarely ever get straight back on

you know where you were
you on AOL baby
you're getting bored
on AOL

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