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Song Parodies -> "Just The Two Of Them"

Original Song Title:

"Just The Two Of Us"

Parody Song Title:

"Just The Two Of Them"

Parody Written by:

Invisible Boy

The Lyrics

Just The Two Of Them

I see the swollen hanging sack
That is turning blue and black
And now to Advil I give thanks
I guess 12 kids is quite enough
Doc has messed-up all my stuff
And now I am only shooting blanks

Just the two of them
Little friends have lost the fight
Just the two of them (what to do with them ?)
Just the two of them
“Out to pasture” is their plight
Just the two of them
Left and right

My pants are down around my knees
On my crotch, some frozen peas
Now I am cut-off from my “Buds”
I guess I must accept my fate
Never more to procreate
Now that my swimmers just are duds

Just the two of them
Now they’re ready for a rest
Just the two of them (why’d I screw with them ?)
Just the two of them
Like a eunuch, now I’m blessed
Just the two of them
East and West


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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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alvin - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
masterful write....i can relate....had one in 83 after 3 kids in 4 years
Peter Andersson - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
littleCupCakes - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
555 You handled this subject very well, and the words are so cute!
Invisible Boy - December 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, Peter and LCC. a-at least your mind is still fertile PA- love that word LCC-cute is what I do...
Agrimorfee - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Writing this tune took huevos.
Guy - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4-J) IB - Holy cojones. Well you are really not "yoonək" - lots of people had 'em. =;-). I like Well done.

Yeah and that be Alvin - have 3 kids before he figured out what caused them.
Matthias - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
What's it with "J" and crotch related parodies I mean "Jock Itch", and "Just A Little Freak, Nympho Streak" both involved the crotch. This wasn't a bad parody, but I cringed a few times reading it...
bobpiecheese - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4-J) Holy crap, 3 sex-related parodies in one contest? This would have to be my fave though, because it's just overflowing with double-entendree goodness!
Red Ant - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
(J) Well, better to have two than one - a guy I went to boot camp with lost one of his in a freak stapler accident when he was about 10 years old. After reading this, I think I'd prefer jock itch, lol. Good work on a short OS.
Below Average Dave ( - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very good write, but the short nature of this song didn't give you a lot to work with. I think you maximized what can be done with this buddy.

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