1-Where was I when I said the quote,
No blacks at my game!
I may be drunk or on Viagra,
It's all the same!
They didn't give me any warnings...they aren't my type!
Then the lightning before the thunder my players not striked!

Chorus-My Job's in Jeopardy...baby! Ooh...ooh...hoo!
My Job's in Jeopardy...baby! Ooh...ooh...hoo!

2-Wasn't cute...wasn't funny now...meant every single word!
There's no use...I'll take my money now...this game is for the birds!
Michael Richards and Al Jolson would kick me today!
So now I'm a Xenophobe and I can't be in the NBA!

Chorus-My Job's in Jeopardy...baby! Ooh...ooh...hoo!
My Job's in Jeopardy...baby! Ooh...ooh...hoo!

Spoken by Donald Rumsfeld...

Donald Sterling...YOU'RE FIRED!
And let me tell you what the banishment contains...
No more seeing games live, not even on TV!
A lawsuit against you, and a sell on your team!
But that's NOT all...you made yourself look like an a*****e in front of millions of people!
You Brought Shame And Disgrace To Your Family Name...Your Sons And Grandsons Now Want To Be Daughters And Granddaughters!
You Don't Even Get To Keep Your Clippers Memorabilia...You Can't Even Watch "Semi-Pro" Nor Listen To "Basketball Jones"!
You're A Complete Loser!!!

3-Don't know what I was thinking about...I guess I'm not so bright!
I may join the Cleveland Indians...at least they keep their stereotype!

Chorus-My Job's In Jeopardy, Baby! Ooh...ooh...hoo!
My Job's In Jeopardy, Baby! Ooh...ooh...hoo!
My Job's In Jeopardy!