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Song Parodies -> "I'm So Anglo"
Original Song Title:
"I'm No Angel"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Gregg Allman
Parody Song Title:
"I'm So Anglo"
Parody Written by:
L. D. Obblo
The Lyrics
Written as a response to Elizabeth Warren's DNA test and her dubious relationship with Cherokee Nation. County Cork is in Ireland, known for, among other things, a decided lack of darker-skinned people.
Oh I’m so Anglo. The test revealed my deceit.
There goes my fable. Think how much crow I’ll have to eat.
Here I thought maybe my use of forked-tongue doublespeak
might somehow save me. I guess it does sound shady.
Never thought there’d be a scandal that couldn’t be controlled
The tribe in which I claimed to mingle insists I’m not enrolled.
Need to check out folks’ opinions - I’ll take a totem poll
I’m so Anglo
Oh I’m so Anglo. My Injun name means short-haired dork
By most appraisals, I could have come from County Cork
I figured there’d be some way to cultivate this ruse
and it drove me crazy when Trump said there’s no ”maybe”.
Guess I should’a learned more about them, like how they got so tanned
When I said I was descended from them, they said to “Go pound sand.”
Cultural appropriation - stopped at their threshold.
I’m so Anglo
So yeah, I’m Anglo. My ancestry’s not a la carte.
Any more charades’ll send my kooky status off the charts.
Seems cockamamie, but I’d do a rain dance to con you
And this might sound zany - I need TP for my tepee.
There goes my fable. Think how much crow I’ll have to eat.
Here I thought maybe my use of forked-tongue doublespeak
might somehow save me. I guess it does sound shady.
Never thought there’d be a scandal that couldn’t be controlled
The tribe in which I claimed to mingle insists I’m not enrolled.
Need to check out folks’ opinions - I’ll take a totem poll
I’m so Anglo
Oh I’m so Anglo. My Injun name means short-haired dork
By most appraisals, I could have come from County Cork
I figured there’d be some way to cultivate this ruse
and it drove me crazy when Trump said there’s no ”maybe”.
Guess I should’a learned more about them, like how they got so tanned
When I said I was descended from them, they said to “Go pound sand.”
Cultural appropriation - stopped at their threshold.
I’m so Anglo
So yeah, I’m Anglo. My ancestry’s not a la carte.
Any more charades’ll send my kooky status off the charts.
Seems cockamamie, but I’d do a rain dance to con you
And this might sound zany - I need TP for my tepee.
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Of the great apes, humans share 98.8 percent of their DNA with bonobos and chimpanzees. Humans and gorillas share 98.4 percent of their DNA.
Half (of a half of a half of a half of a half of a half of a half of a half of a half of a half) breed, that's all I ever heard .... Half (x 2 to the power of 9) breed, how I learned to hate the word, etc.
Going that far back interracial relations were verboten by harsh penalties and indians did not have citizen status. Born within marriage can be ruled out unless proven otherwise. That leaves us to conclude that the child were most likely the result of a Warren male ancestor raping an indian slave woman, using one at a brothel during a bad period counting day, or forcing himself on one during war or local military conflict.
Heavy Metal band Anthrax had a popular song called "Indians" or "Cry for the Indians" (I'm too lazy and busy too look it up right now) which could be turned into "Lie you're an Indian".
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