-> "I'm So Anglo"
Original Song Title:
"I'm No Angel" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm So Anglo"
Oh I’m so Anglo. The test revealed my deceit.
There goes my fable. Think how much crow I’ll have to eat.
Here I thought maybe my use of forked-tongue doublespeak
might somehow save me. I guess it does sound shady.
Never thought there’d be a scandal that couldn’t be controlled
The tribe in which I claimed to mingle insists I’m not enrolled.
Need to check out folks’ opinions - I’ll take a totem poll
I’m so Anglo
Oh I’m so Anglo. My Injun name means short-haired dork
By most appraisals, I could have come from County Cork
I figured there’d be some way to cultivate this ruse
and it drove me crazy when Trump said there’s no ”maybe”.
Guess I should’a learned more about them, like how they got so tanned
When I said I was descended from them, they said to “Go pound sand.”
Cultural appropriation - stopped at their threshold.
I’m so Anglo
So yeah, I’m Anglo. My ancestry’s not a la carte.
Any more charades’ll send my kooky status off the charts.
Seems cockamamie, but I’d do a rain dance to con you
And this might sound zany - I need TP for my tepee.
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