TOUCHDOWN

Chicago Bears football I have watched all my life
Through the shitty years up till 1985
FLAG DOWN it's holding for ten
And our coach Abe Gibron throws a tantrum again
FOUR DOWNS and we punt it away
Howard Cosell won't show any of our replays

Here comes Walter Peyton, Sweetness sure can run
But it takes more than running just to get it done
KNOCKED DOWN Tomczak's put on his ass
Doug Flutie's too short to complete a pass
THIRD DOWN and it's twenty to go
We don't have a quarterback who knows how to throw

Jim McMahon and his headband pissed off Pete Rozell
And the forty six defense put the others thru hell
SHUT DOWN the Giants and Rams
And the Pats in New Orleans 46-10
HANDS DOWN we all loved the song
The Super Bowl Shuffle and we all sang along

Well it's Grossman and Jones hope they do it once more
And we've got ourselves a defense and they like to score
TOUCHDOWN the field goal was bum
Hester's 108 record was a hell of a run
TOUCHDOWN the Bears win the game
Its 20 years later and I'm feeling the same
BETS DOWN 17 is the spread
If Rex ain't connecting won't collect my bets
SUNDOWN Monday night games
I bet Cosell is turning in his grave