Anything for you
You're welcome here
Mr. Blix, it's true!
You need not fear.
Time keeps draggin' on and on
The inspectors' been and gone
Still they can't catch me doing wrong

Hans, I'll do anything for you
I'll play your game
They'll bomb me through and through
If you can't have your way.

I can pretend each time I see you
That I complied and I don't need you
And though you'll never catch me lyin'
I cannot wait to watch you dying.

And I'd do anything for you
In spite of it all
I've hid so much from you
You made me strong
But don't even think that I don't hate you
That for one minute I'll forget you
Someday you'll find out that I lied
Then kiss your sorry butt goodbye.

I hope to find someone to bomb you,
A noble friend of old Saddam who
Will wreak revenge for the downtrodden,
Like my dear old friend bin Laden.

And I'd do anything for you,
Give missiles up,
Or OK the U2,
To make you happy.

I can pretend each time I see you
That I complied and I don't need you
And though you'll never catch me lyin'
I cannot wait to watch you dying.
Don't even think that I don't hate you
That for one minute I'll forget you.
Someday you'll find out that I lied
Then kiss your sorry butt goodbye.