If I had to live my life being called uncool
My life would not be distress
Though I like playing chess
When I'm around in school I hear them talk bull
Have how I lack some social skills
Not with other nerds, but still

My skills aren't that good, oh contraire
They might make me a millionaire
Who cares that
I'm not phat
I'd rather be smart than be crap

Nothing's gonna change the nerd I am
You ought to know by now I'm an E3 fan
One reason people loath me
Is that I never wear cool clothing
Nothing's gonna change the geek I've been
By now you know I wear braces when I grin
My straight A grades may sound absurd
But nothing's gonna change that I'm a nerd

My idols are good ol' Albert Einstein
And also is Miyamoto
Cause they're both divine
People say I'll never get a girlfriend
Unless she's uncool like me
Which isn't something that I mind

So screw myspace, hello newgrounds
I guess my destiny's been found
Without fear
It is clear
We'd rather be smart than cool queers

Nothing's gonna change my love for games
You ought to know by now that Yu-Gi-Oh's lame
One thing I hate from bullies
Is why they always give you wedgies
Not even contacts will change my look
You think I just wear glasses for reading books
Who needs proactiv to clear boils
At least my personality won't spoil