You've been drivin' F1 so long
been the same old song
You know every bump in these old racing tracks of F1
Where racing's the name of the game
and hot-bloods get washed away as their nerves get astray
There's been a load of dumb colliding'
Into team mates and into siding
And it's gonna be the end of your F1 career finally -

Bye-bye Juan Pablo -
You drove F1 car as if it had been in rodeo
Bye-bye Juan Pablo -
Washed off from McLaren in the midst of F1 season
Hope NASCAR will provide you new home

Well, F1 was no more the CART
and you could not tell them apart
You drove with Spanish temper while your team mate's guy who's smart
And McLaren said it's enough
Now they did sack you as your driving style was them all too rough
There's been a load of dumb colliding'
Into team mates and into siding
And it's gonna be the end of your F1 career finally -

Bye-bye Juan Pablo -
You drove F1 car as if it had been in rodeo
Bye-bye Juan Pablo -
Washed off from McLaren in the midst of F1 season
Hope NASCAR will offer your new home

Bye-bye Juan Pablo -
You drove F1 car as if it had been in rodeo

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Bye-bye Juan Pablo -
Washed off from McLaren in the midst of Formula One