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Song Parodies -> "Cut to the Bone"
Original Song Title:
"Bad to the Bone"
Original Performer:
George Thorogood and the Destroyers
Parody Song Title:
"Cut to the Bone"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Second version of the OS...
One day I drove home
heard a truck horn honking loud
looked left and right as I wondered
WTF is that SOUND!
My car was crashed up
said "I GOTTA GET HOME!"
They could tell right away
I was cut to the bone
Cut to the bone
Cut to the bone
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Cut to the bone
My poor car was torn apart
Jaws of Life cut through
I could tell my leg was damaged
Firefighters broke the bad news
I tried to reach my family
Got on my cell phone
“I'm tellin’ you Honey
I am cut to the bone!”
Cut to the bone
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Cut to the bone
I don’t wanna lose my leg
don’t like the sharp pains that I feel
I'm losing so much blood now
must get to the Hospital
On OR table? Such urgency!
I wanna go home, but
“I'm tellin’ you Honey
I am cut to the bone!”
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Cut to the bone
I wanna walk and run
Don’t wanna lose my pride
Amputation complete
how I wish I had died
I’ll be back with the family
My right leg is gone
“I'm tellin’ you Honey
I was cut to the bone!”
Cut to the bone
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
(Sh-t) Cut to the bone
heard a truck horn honking loud
looked left and right as I wondered
WTF is that SOUND!
My car was crashed up
said "I GOTTA GET HOME!"
They could tell right away
I was cut to the bone
Cut to the bone
Cut to the bone
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Cut to the bone
My poor car was torn apart
Jaws of Life cut through
I could tell my leg was damaged
Firefighters broke the bad news
I tried to reach my family
Got on my cell phone
“I'm tellin’ you Honey
I am cut to the bone!”
Cut to the bone
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Cut to the bone
I don’t wanna lose my leg
don’t like the sharp pains that I feel
I'm losing so much blood now
must get to the Hospital
On OR table? Such urgency!
I wanna go home, but
“I'm tellin’ you Honey
I am cut to the bone!”
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Cut to the bone
I wanna walk and run
Don’t wanna lose my pride
Amputation complete
how I wish I had died
I’ll be back with the family
My right leg is gone
“I'm tellin’ you Honey
I was cut to the bone!”
Cut to the bone
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
Ba ba ba ba ba BAD!
(Sh-t) Cut to the bone
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Yikes! This is like a cross between George Thorogood and Bloodrock.
Kinda sad and depressing, but still worth three 5's! :-)
WCJ, you still doing your version???
I read enough of your parodies, these aren't even funny.
Hey Ken, why drag a parody from 2011 up? I started as a beginner too. Where are your parodies???
Btw, all Vets here have written about mundane subjects and have written in different styles including humorous, witty, morbid, gross, informative, etc.. They also have done tributes, written about personal experiences, and about technical topics. Daily AiR parodies vary. Seldom are any gutbusting or at the level of the professionals. Hey Ken, what credentials do you carry here or anywhere else that makes you judge of any parody? All you have written is your personal opinion thus far...
Ken, are you saying the emperor has no clothes? Do you see what you made him do? He copied and pasted Self-Justification No. 517, Opus 42 in Crap Major. The theme is always the same: a) I'll write what I want; b) Show me your parodies; c) F*ck you. The funniest thought Rob ever had was the invasion of Poland in 1939. Rest assured that I have read everyone of your parodies and busted my gut from laughter.
Excuse makers. Where's Ken or Uncle Fester in the authors page? Nowhere. Put up or shut up. Prove you are better. Opinions are like... yourselves!
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