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Song Parodies -> "Milk Is Bad For The Bones"
Original Song Title:
"Bad To The Bone"
(MP3)Original Performer:
George Thorogood
Parody Song Title:
"Milk Is Bad For The Bones"
Parody Written by:
vegan minstrel
The Lyrics
On the day your hip broke
The nurses gathered around
They gazed in wide wonder
‘Cause you drank milk by the pound
The head nurse spoke up
she said “i think that i know.
You should have been vegan.
Milk is bad for the bones.”
Bad for the bones
Bad for the bones
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad for the bones
Milk broke a zillion bones
Before it broke you
It’ll break a zillion more, baby
Before it is through
Please go vegan, pretty baby
Be good to your bones
Forget milk & honey
Milk is bad for the bones
Bad for the bones
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad for the bones
It breaks a rich woman’s leg
It’s no good woman’s meal
It makes an old woman mush
Turns a calf into veal
Please be vegan, pretty baby
Be good to your bones
Forget milk & honey
Milk is bad for the bones
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad for the bones
Now when you walk the streets
You can walk with pride
Tell the women you meet
Don’t brush bone health aside
Please stay vegan, pretty baby
Be good to your bones
Forget milk & honey
Milk is bad for the bones
Bad for the bones
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad for the bones
The nurses gathered around
They gazed in wide wonder
‘Cause you drank milk by the pound
The head nurse spoke up
she said “i think that i know.
You should have been vegan.
Milk is bad for the bones.”
Bad for the bones
Bad for the bones
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad for the bones
Milk broke a zillion bones
Before it broke you
It’ll break a zillion more, baby
Before it is through
Please go vegan, pretty baby
Be good to your bones
Forget milk & honey
Milk is bad for the bones
Bad for the bones
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad for the bones
It breaks a rich woman’s leg
It’s no good woman’s meal
It makes an old woman mush
Turns a calf into veal
Please be vegan, pretty baby
Be good to your bones
Forget milk & honey
Milk is bad for the bones
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad for the bones
Now when you walk the streets
You can walk with pride
Tell the women you meet
Don’t brush bone health aside
Please stay vegan, pretty baby
Be good to your bones
Forget milk & honey
Milk is bad for the bones
Bad for the bones
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad for the bones
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