Into a deep dark cave,
The caveman started making crafts,
He used a big ol' hammer,
And he created a raft.
But it cannot move,
It can't be alone.
I guess he could say,
That it was turned into stone.

Turned into stone.
Turned into stone.
Everything that he makes,
Everything that he makes,
Everything that he makes,
Is turned into stone.

See that old football?
Luigi made it,
It doesn't look good at all.
Doesn't look like it.
Mario pointed at it,
Not like the dog bone.
And Mario said to him,
"Luigi, it's a stone."

Yes, it's a stone,
Everything that you make,
Everything that you make,
Everything that you make,
Turns into stone.

You make the stump turn to rocks,
You'll get a dog bone to pick.
You make a dinosaur gobble,
Until he doesn't get any sick.
Wanna be like a caveman?
Don't be left alone,
Because when you create things,
It'll be turned into stone.

Everything that you'll make,
Everything that you'll make,
Everything that you'll make,
Turns into stone.

There's a famous saying,
From an old wonderous boy,
Every thing that you make,
They all may look like toys,
It makes you wanna ride on them,
And pretend that it's your own.
But don't play on it too long,
Or it'll turn into stone.

Everything that you'll play,
Everything that you'll play,
Everything that you'll play,
Will then turn into stone.