[Verse 1]
Last Night I Pulled The Seal On An Iceberg That's Falling,
Onto The Water,
I Soaked The Seal Off With A LeapFrog LeapPad Jar.
I Cleaned His Little Bouncy Ball,
That's He Been Playing On The Beach.
And Sent Him Some Fish Everywhere He Goes.

[Chorus 1]
I Pulled The Fish From Kermit,
Found Leap With A Crab Named Hermit,
Well, Fly Like A Bird,
The Frogs Are Gone, But Have You Heard?

[Verse 2]
Around About Two, We All Got To Talking,
'Bout Muppets, LeapFrog, And Such...
The Conversation Finally Turned To Learning,
But They Said They Didn't Learn Anything That Much,
Kermit Said, "Find Some Words".
And Leap Said, "Tad Finds Some Words He Heard."
Flying Like The Birds,
The Frogs Are Gone, But Have You Heard?

[Verse 3]
Later On, The Seal Had Been Angry,
Then He Wouldn't Eat Another Fish No More,
Cause This Time He's Been Playing A Ball That Was Funny,
Like All Of The Fish That Swam Back To The Floor.
Then I Choked Kermit To Death...Or Made Leap Lost His Old Breath.
Flying Like The Birds,
The Frogs Are Gone, But Have You Heard?
Flying Like The Birds,
The Frogs Are Gone, But Have You Heard?

[Outro]
Last Night I Pulled The Seal On An Iceberg That's Falling,
Onto The Water,
I Soaked The Seal Off With A LeapFrog LeapPad Jar...