[Verse 1: Mike]
Me And The Basketball Have Always Been Friends,
Sure, We Had To Fight Ol' Three Of The Games, But The Basketball Always Wins.
And When I Go To The Court, Of This Basketball Game.
I Can Hear That Coach Walking Up To Me, And Say:

[Chorus: Michael Jordan's Coach]
Ol' Mike Stopped Dunkin' Today.
They're All Gonna Throw Me Out Of Here.
Lord, I Wish They Could Make Me Play.
No More Hanging Out With My Team, No More Games To Play.
Ol' Mike Stopped Dunkin' Today.

[Verse 2: Mike]
Trying To Hit A Baseball, In All The Baseball Games,
The Announcement Was A Striking Pose, That Said, "Mike Won The Game.
No More Will He Play The Games That He Always Plays,
Cause Mike Stopped Dunkin' Today."

[Verse 3: Mike]
My Team Said, "He Had A Problem, Dealing With His Head.
He Doesn't Think Too Much About Life, He Thinks About Games Instead."
But When The Coach Calls Me In And Boy, I'll Get The Show.
You Can Bet Michael Jordan Is Winning Though.

[Chorus: Michael Jordan's Coach]
Ol' Mike Stopped Dunkin' Today.
They're All Gonna Throw Me Out Of Here.
Lord, I Wish They Could Make Me Play.
No More Hanging Out With My Team, No More Games To Play.
Ol' Mike Stopped Dunkin' Today.

[Chorus: Michael Jordan's Coach]
Ol' Mike Stopped Dunkin' Today.
They're All Gonna Throw Me Out Of Here.
Lord, I Wish They Could Make Me Play.
No More Hanging Out With My Team, No More Games To Play.
Ol' Mike Stopped Dunkin' Today.