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Song Parodies -> "The Payne is Back (Start the Show)"

Original Song Title:

"The King is Gone (So Are You)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Jones

Parody Song Title:

"The Payne is Back (Start the Show)"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

As requested by the Dull Boys who beat the blahs tomorrow. If y'all don't know who the Dull Boys is, their names are Damien Jonathan Brunchkins, and Jack Brunchkins (no middle name included). I call them The Brunchkins Brothers. They have requested me to do a comedy film from 1995 called Major Payne. So here it comes, every bro in town...
[Verse 1]
Today I watched a film, it was called Major Payne.
That was an old one.
It is based on The Private War of Major Benson.
It has some comedy, it co-stars Damon Wayans,
He has written it.
And he's back again to reach his breaking point.

[Chorus]
I ran away from Damien,
'til Payne, he came here sayin'
"Well, what do you know?
The Payne is Back,
to start the show."

[Verse 2]
Back in school, he trained them as leaders,
He had them jog, do push-ups, and more...
But after that moment, he finally shaved them bald.
And he said he'd make them start their final war.
Jack, he said, "He will survive".
And Payne said, "I'm gonna count to five,
because, what do you know?
The Payne is back,
to start the show!"

[Verse 3]
Three months later, they finally came,
They came as soldiers and blasted their guns away,
I knew they would think I am always playing the game,
I never thought that I would go astray.
'Cause I hit Payne in the head,
making him lay down from his bed.
But what do you know?
The Payne is back,
to start the show.
Yeah, what do you know?
The Payne is back,
to start the show.

Today I watched a film, it was called Major Payne.
That was an old one.
It is based on The Private War of Major Benson...
Major Payne is sensitive, and he don't give pain to anyone. So, hope you all enj-WAH-ed and we'll hope to see y'all in the next parody. Beat the blahs, bro!
(c) Joey Henson Studios

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