-> "He Stopped Stuffing Her Today"
Original Song Title:
"He Stopped Loving Her Today"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"He Stopped Stuffing Her Today"
The Lyrics
He said, "I'll stuff you for that guy"
She told him nothing for some time
With cotton he filled inside
She still laid there, by his side
He kept the blueprints on his wall
Went stitch-crazy now and then
He still stuffed her though it all
Knowing she'll be full again
Had man's orders in his head
"Fill with cotton, add some glue"
Well, her body was sure dead
But her spirit, still showed though
Guy went to see him just today
"C'mon buddy, don't take years"
Not fixed up to give away
First time he'd ever worked with deers
He stopped stuffing her today
Then he sent her from his store
And soon she'll make a grand display
He stopped stuffing her today
(Spoken)
"You know he came to see her one last time
Aww, we all wondered if he would
Memories running though his mind
This time he'll steal her for good"
He'll start loving her today
He snuck her right out of the store
And soon cops'll carry him away
He stopped stuffing her today
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