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Song Parodies -> "Back Up; I Might Sit On You"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got My Mind Set On You"

Original Performer:

George Harrison

Parody Song Title:

"Back Up; I Might Sit On You"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

"Move over, thin dog, 'cause the fat dog's movin' in!" --An old country song
Back up; I might sit on you!
Back up; I might sit on you!
Back up; I might sit on you!
Back up; I might sit on you!

'Cause you're really too skinny;
You're so-help-us way too skinny;
We're talkin', like, starvation skinny!
You're way too light, tyke.

My butt is real wide,
Like I-ate-the-whole-thing-wide;
We're talkin' trailer-park wide! (Mmm hmm!)
So move it! So move it! So move it!
So move it! So move it! Get off my seat, tyke!

Back up; I might sit on you!
Back up; I might sit on you!
Back up; I might sit on you!
Back up; I might sit on you!

My weight's had a huge increase;
You'll be a stain of grease!
Sight is all you should need to prove it
That seat is mine--pal--so now, move it!

Back up; I might sit on you!
...Sit on you!
Back up; I might sit on you!
...Sit on you!

'Cause, dude, you're way too skinny;
Might-blow-away-on-breath skinny;
We're talkin' like-a-toothpick skinny!
So step aside, tyke!

My booty's real wide;
My whole friggin' body's wide;
I'll crush you flat with my backside! (Mmm hmm!)
So move it! So move it! So move it!
Back off it! Avoid it: my huge backside!

Back up; I might sit on you!
Back up; I might sit on you!
Back up; I might sit on you!
Back up; I might sit on you!

They won't even hear you squeal
When I sit down for real.
I'm worn out from standing, so screw it;
If you're still back there, you just blew it!

'Cause my body's real heavy;
The-whole-floor-is-groaning heavy;
Like crush-coal-into-diamonds heavy;
Blocking-out-light-style!

And you're just too light;
Just bones, and your skin stretched tight;
A light breeze would make you take flight! (Mmm hmm!)
I knew it! I knew it! You blew it!
You blew it! You're stuck there, on my backside!

...Sit on you!
...Sit on you!
...Sit on you!
...Sit on you!

...Sit on you!
...Sit on you!
...Sit on you!
...Sit on you!

...Sit on you!
...Sit on you!
...Sit on you!
...Sit on you!

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Wild Child JIN - May 20, 2011 - Report this comment
"Your butt is wide, well mine is too, just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you!", Whoops! wrong song! ;-D Three nice big FAT 5's for you, and don't worry, they'll stand up! ;-)
Wendy Christopher - May 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Nicely done indeed - good pacing and very funny, well deserving of a 555. Now if I can just stand next to this big guy for a while, so that I can feel LA-skinny by comparison... it's good for the ego, y'know...

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