Song Parodies -> "I Got The Swine-Avian Flu"

Original Song Title:

"I Got My Mind Set On You"

Original Performer:

"I Got The Swine-Avian Flu"

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The Lyrics

Got the swine avian flu
I got the swine avian flu
I got the swine avian flu
I got the swine avian flu
I got the swine avian flu

But it sure isn't funny
Head aches and my nose is runny
I'm feeling H1N1-y
I don't feel right, child.

I got it from swi-hine
I got it from pigs a-flyin'
Now I feel like I am dyin', mm
I don't feel, I don't feel, I don't feel, I don't feel, I don't feel,
I don't feel right, child

I got the swine avian flu
I got the swine avian flu
I got the swine avian flu
I got the swine avian flu

Not just one of those things
It flu in on pigs' wings
I could put some oinkment on it
Or get some tweetment for it

I got the swine avian flu
Avian flu
I got the swine avian flu
Av.. ah-choo

My nose is still runny
No paper left in the dunny
Tried snorting lemon and honey
I still feel shite, child

I hate ****ing swi-hine
No, I ain't been ****ing swine
Or else I might end up doing time,
Oh screw it, so screw it, so screw it, so screw it, so screw it
Just like last night!

I got the swine avian flu
I got the swine avian flu
I got the swine avian flu
I got the swine avian flu

What I don't understand 's
It's birds and pigs but not pandas
'Cause that would cause panda-monium
From here I can hear you groan-ium

It's still ******* runny
Wiped my nose on a bunny
So it looked green & quite funny
As well it might, child

It's covered in sli-ime
A whole lot of nasal slime
It's only one symptom of mine
I blew it,
Ah-choo! it's
Like glue it's
Taboo it's
Not blue, it's
The flu alright

Avian flu
Av.. aahchoo

Avian flu
Av.. aahchoo

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TJC - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Love it Phil! Especially dug:
"I could put some oinkment on it
Or get some tweetment for it"
I actually first heard this OS as a Wierd Al parody and I think you've improved on it!

Mark Scotti - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment

I'm coughing with laughter at this double infectious delight. I took on the double dose myself in: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/johnnyrivers3.shtml 555 ounces of cough syrup

Fiddlegirl - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment

I read somewhere that the pun is the lowest form of humor... but I love them! This one is masterful. 555 cc's-- STAT!!!

alvin - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment

catchy

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