If you're feeling like you're not in the right body,
What you need is therapy;
Your brain chemistry's wrong.
You don't need hormone blockers or surgery.
Don't take advice from quack doctors;
It's tragic to lose your schlong.

To mutilate what's down below
Won't really change your sex, you know.
Keep your parts, change your mind;
Don't let your delusions blind you.

Nothing's gonna make a boy a girl;
You can't have ovaries, or eggs, or a womb.
Of this you can be certain:
Surgery will just leave you hurtin'.

Nothing's gonna make a boy a girl;
Should have that figured out by kindergarten.
You might think I'm being a churl, but
Nothing's gonna make a boy a girl.

If having a penis makes you queasy,
You shouldn't try to cut it off:
That's going too far.
Try embracing your masculinity:
Try taking testosterone
To make the most of what you are.

Go ask a girl her point of view:
The chances are she would like to
Have a part like your part;
Maybe she even envies you!

Nothing's gonna make a boy a girl;
Not cutting off your dong, nor gashing your crotch.
That kind of mutilation
Will only bring you more frustration.

Nothing's gonna make a boy a girl;
You ought to know the facts of life by now, dude.
You might think I'm being a churl, but
Nothing's gonna make a boy a girl.

Nothing's gonna make a boy a girl;
Inverted genitals won't change your function.
Playing to your delusion
Only brings more pain and confusion.

Nothing's gonna make a boy a girl;
You ought to come to terms with what you are, man.
You might think I'm being a churl, but
Nothing's gonna make a boy a girl.

Nothing's gonna make a boy a girl;
Your chromosomes are male: you can't change your sex.
No means for impregnation:
You've got no place for child gestation.

Nothing's gonna make a boy a girl;
You ought to change your mind to match your body.
You might think I'm being a churl, but
Nothing's gonna make a boy a girl.

Nothing's gonna make a boy a girl... [etc., etc., etc.]