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Song Parodies -> "Next Year Will Be Better at Hogwarts"
Original Song Title:
"It's Gonna Get Better"
Original Performer:
Genesis
Parody Song Title:
"Next Year Will Be Better at Hogwarts"
Parody Written by:
Scotty Dangerously
The Lyrics
This is my 8th and final HP parody of a song from Genesis '83 album about "The Chamber of Secrets." It's about Harry expecting things to get better, while putting up with a shameful ride back home to the Dursleys.
I’m back, on the school train,
Back home to those dumb Dursleys
Oh no, they’re always causing me some pain
But next year will be better
At Hogwarts, and I got five more years, to go,
To learn all the spells and magic
I will...fight that Lord You-Know-Who...who knows
If I will be free?
I miss my father and, miss my mother...they have died
You-Know-Who killed them after my birth; well, he will be fried
By my great wand, for my great revenge
My final fight against the guy will be my avenge
For the murders and the deaths of my parents
and I’ll save myself...and the Weasleys..from the dumb violence
I feel down, on the school train,
Back home to those bad Dursleys
Dudley...laughs at me groaning in severe pain
But next year will be better
At Hogwarts, there's a lot more for me, to learn,
And to fight against all evil
Before...that lord You-Know-Who tries, to burn
The Hogwarts castle...
If next year will be better, there will be no more crimes
If next year will be better, I have to take time
To study spells this summer, before Dud finds out
I don’t want...Dudley to tell on me
I don’t want...Dudley to f**k with me
Otherwise, his parents will bitch at me
About all...my magic...but soon, I’ll be set free
Back home to those dumb Dursleys
Oh no, they’re always causing me some pain
But next year will be better
At Hogwarts, and I got five more years, to go,
To learn all the spells and magic
I will...fight that Lord You-Know-Who...who knows
If I will be free?
I miss my father and, miss my mother...they have died
You-Know-Who killed them after my birth; well, he will be fried
By my great wand, for my great revenge
My final fight against the guy will be my avenge
For the murders and the deaths of my parents
and I’ll save myself...and the Weasleys..from the dumb violence
I feel down, on the school train,
Back home to those bad Dursleys
Dudley...laughs at me groaning in severe pain
But next year will be better
At Hogwarts, there's a lot more for me, to learn,
And to fight against all evil
Before...that lord You-Know-Who tries, to burn
The Hogwarts castle...
If next year will be better, there will be no more crimes
If next year will be better, I have to take time
To study spells this summer, before Dud finds out
I don’t want...Dudley to tell on me
I don’t want...Dudley to f**k with me
Otherwise, his parents will bitch at me
About all...my magic...but soon, I’ll be set free
The album is completed! That's four HP albums down, three more (including the future 2-part album about the Deathly Hallows) to complete the saga. In other words, I am around or a bit past the halfway point of the HP saga. My Deathly Hallows album still remains unfinished. My two following rumors are: the Goblet of Fire album, parody of Asia's '82 album, and Half-Blood Prince album, parody of Genesis "We Can't Dance" album. If you have any other suggestions for Goblet of Fire and Half-Blood Prince albums, please let me know. Thank you, and wish me the best on keeping up with the saga.
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Goddammit, Kyle! You gave him ones again, you f**kin' Jew!
That's because it looks more like s*** than Weird Al, you fatass!
Hey! Don't call me fat, you f**kin' Jew!
Eric, did you just say the f word?
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