It's Christmas night, now we're spending some time
Here in Hogwarts to commit the most dangerous crime
We're gonna make our identities so fake
We're gonna brew some potion, and spike some chocolate cupcakes

We are gonna assist Hermione
On brewing the potion in the black cauldron
Once we feed the cupcakes to Crabbe and Goyle,
They will get knocked out from those confections
Then, we're gonna steal some of their real hairs
Then, we are gonna mix them with the Polyjuice Potion, but

It's no fun breaking into Slytherin
It's no fun breaking into Slytherin

We'll drink the potions so that we will transform
Into students, whose names are Crabbe and Goyle
If we ever get caught as intruders,
Our problems will get worse and start to make our blood boil
I just want to know more about the Chamber, but

It's no fun breaking into Slytherin, I tell ya
It's no fun breaking into Slytherin, no no no no no
It's no fun breaking into Slytherin, I mean it when I tell ya that
It's no fun breaking into Slytherin,
Breaking into Slytherin, O.K.

The one reason why we want in the rooms
Is because we wanna know what is up with the doom
From the chamber, there lies many secrets
Once we locate the chamber, our plans will all be set

That Draco Malfoy hates me for Gryffindor
He will get really pissed at me, if he knows my disguise
If he tells Ron and I something we really hate,
Ron and I will try not to make any stupid compromise

It seems that many students have turned to stone,
If Ron and I get caught, we will feel chilled to the bone, but

It's no fun breaking into Slytherin, I tell ya
It's no fun breaking into Slytherin, and it's getting me down
It's no fun breaking into Slytherin, no no no no no
It's no fun breaking into Slytherin, yeah yeah yeah

It's no fun (not much fun) breaking into Slytherin, I tell ya that
It's no fun breaking into Slytherin, I tell ya
It's no fun breaking into Slytherin, no no no
It's no fun (not bloody much fun) breaking into Slytherin,
It's no fun breaking into Slytherin, but we will make it