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"All The Drafts"

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The Lyrics

All the drafts

Look up on the wall, there on the floor,
Underwear yellowed, behind’s galore,
There’s a crack in your rearend
Somewhere there’s a butt blasting, gas: methane!
Is your butt lighting flames,
Tell me is your butt lighting flames?

(when you rip it) your underwear
(when they smell it) you wreck the chair
All the drafts in your underwear
All the drafts…

If you’re crappin’…muck’s the word
Cos you’re making…some weird awful smell!
When you turn your right butt cheek,
Even when you go hit the porcelain throne,
Don’t you smell that by now,
Oh man don’t you smell that big growl!

(when you rip it) you break the chair
(when you break wind) you rot the air
All the crap…it’s real runny there
All the crap…diarrhea flare!

You grunt it, you got wind, you gotta go
You hold it, you can’t wait, there she blows!

Lots of confusion, wholesome grains,
A repression, of sundried ex-lax stain
When you wake and bake brownies,
Your behind is covered in yellow flames.

Well, there’s a hole in underwear
Yeah, there’s a hole in underwear
Hey, you’ve got holes in your underwear
Now there’s a draft in here somewhere.

(when you rip it) you let it flare,
(when you break wind) you rot the air,
All the drafts you rip anywhere.
All the drafts…

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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McKludge - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Not bad, Harry. I dig Genesis, too bad Phil went solo and starting writing pop pablum.
Harry - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, McK. Here's a link to the original song for those who aren't familiar with it:
Agrimorfee - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this, the only parody idea I ever put towards this tune was "Call A Cab".
Harry - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ag. This song is so rhythmic--great drumming, good beat, but I never quite understood the lyrics to it. I always thought A-B-A-C-A-B was the grades that Phil got on one of his report cards LOL.
Agrimorfee - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
FTR--The title is so-named for the song structure, A being the first idea, B the second, C the third...the A & the B being the only parts repeated. Now you know ...The Rest Of The Story! :) (but don't ask me what those lyrics are about!)

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