-> "Inflatable Curse On Aunt Marge"
Original Song Title:
"Invisible Touch"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Inflatable Curse On Aunt Marge"
The Lyrics
(The bus arrives where Harry is waiting)
***Bus driver***:
Alright! Time to get on the bus. Let me help you with your luggage.
***Harry***:
Thank you, sir!
(The driver hauls the luggage to the bus)
***Bus driver***:
And the money, please?
***Harry***:
Oh, yeah!
(Harry pays the driver some Galleons)
***Bus driver***:
What's your name?
***Harry***(lying):
Neville Longbottom
***Bus driver***:
All aboard, Neville!
(The bus departs.)
***Bus driver***:
Where would you like to go?
***Harry***:
London, please.
(Then, the music starts.)
At home, my yellin', my yellin' was strong
That just caused somethin', somethin' that went wrong
But I don't know
If the minister would forgive me
And decide to set me free
So that I can just go to, go to Hogwarts
I know I did an inflatable curse yeah
In the kitchen, the curse blew up my Aunt Marge
I know I did an inflatable curse yeah
When she blew up, her body became so large
The misuse of magic, can put me in shame
The curse was an accident, I feel like I am blamed
Cause I don't know
If my trip to school would get bust
Or if my wand turns to dust
But I just want to go to, go to Hogwarts
I know I did an inflatable curse yeah
In the kitchen, the curse blew up my Aunt Marge
I know I did an inflatable curse yeah
When she blew up, her body became so large
I know I did an inflatable curse yeah
In the kitchen, the curse blew up my Aunt Marge
I know I did an inflatable curse yeah
When she blew up, her body became so large
I just ran away, cause I am left in shame
That must not ruin my life, but I feel like I'm blamed
I must go
To a place where I feel so free
Cause the Knight Bus rescued me
But will I ever go to, go to Hogwarts?
I know I did an inflatable curse yeah
In the kitchen, the curse blew up my Aunt Marge
I know I did an inflatable curse yeah
When she blew up, her body became so large....
(The music ends. Then, the driver hauls the luggage out of the bus while Harrry arrives at the Leaky Cauldron. Though, the driver finds out that the passenger is really Harry. Then, Harry gets inside Fudge's office while being desparate to be forgiven for the curse.)
***Fudge***:
You ran away from home and that was very irresponsible of you. But what matters the most is that you are safe.
***Harry***:
But what about my punishment? I broke the law. I blew up an aunt.
(Fudge chuckles)
***Fudge***:
Oh, Harry! I am not going to punish you for such a curse this time. You will be more than likely to have a great start to your third year at Hogwarts. Just relax and enjoy your stay at this hotel.
***Harry***:
Thank you, sir!
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