Well, I have been watching
Watching her so long
I always knew something,
Something would go wrong.
And now I know,
She has a built in ability
To take everything she sees
And now it seems, she ain't goin' to prison.

(Chorus)
She seems to grab everything that she touches
She reaches in, and steals some more merchandise
She seems to grab everything that she touches
Out of control, she robs out all of the malls.

Well, of course I don't know her,
I only know her name.
She is mostly known for her skills,
And all her acting fame.
And now I know,
She's a woman you just can't trust
She acts so mysterious.
She tries to fool, the store clerk, and manager.

(Chorus)
She seems to grab everything that she touches
She reaches in, and steals some more merchandise
She seems to grab everything that she touches
Out of control, she robs out all of the malls.

She just keeps stealing, to her it's just a game
And now she has messed up her life,
She has just lost her fame.
And now I know,
She has a built in ability.
To take everything she sees.
And now it seems, she ain't goin' to prison.

(Chorus)
She seems to grab everything that she touches
She reaches in, and steals some more merchandise
She seems to grab everything that she touches
Out of control, she robs out all of the malls.

(Repeat Chorus)