I see a guy with really sharp knives
He's Freddy, who always comes alive
He's just as bad as fire ants
He made cigarettes burn in my pants

When I was at Elm Street High School,
Freddy pushed me in a pool
Then I woke up from a wet dream
All of a sudden, I screamed

There's too many nights
Too many times
That I see Freddy Kruegger
And I cannot stand his smelly feet
Can't you see this is a nightmare on Elm Street

This is the house I live in
And this is the room I'm given
This address just wasn't made right
Cause Freddy's comin' for me tonight

Oh, Freddy, where are you now?
I will come and kill you somehow
Cause you are such a big disgrace
Well, I don't like your pizza face

This is the night
This is the place
Where I find Freddy Kruegger
And I cannot stand his smelly feet
Can't you see this is a nightmare on Elm Street

This is the house I live in
And this is the room I'm given
This address just wasn't made right
Cause Freddy's comin' for me tonight

(Freddy says, "You got what it takes, kid?)

I've had a dream about
Havin' fish with my Rabbi
Then he turned into Freddy
And he turned the fish into pork
Which was not a good dinner
He tried to make me eat it
It sure isn't Kosher

(Freddy does an evil laugh)

I don't wanna see Freddy's big nose
I gonna take a handful of No Doze
It's kind of hard to kill him off
Cause I've been drinkin' Smirnoff

There's too many nights
Too many times
That I see Freddy Kruegger
And I cannot stand his smelly feet
Can't you see this is a nightmare on Elm Street

This is the house I live in
And this is the room I'm given
Well, I can't this mucus pucus
Cause I think that Freddy is so bogus

This is the house I live in
And this is the soul I'm given
I startin' to think that it bites
Just to put up with such a fright