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Song Parodies -> "All the Kids, They Look the Same"

Original Song Title:

"Where Everybody Knows Your Name"

Original Performer:

Gary Portnoy

Parody Song Title:

"All the Kids, They Look the Same"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

You ever start a parody and it finishes not quite the way you originally intended? It happens to me all the time. And this is an example.
Your DNA has a lot to say
Containing all you’ve got
Like a buffet of different curries
Mild to mid to hot
What would you like to make today?

Late at night when the mood is right
A procreating tale
And you both finagle
Young one small and slightly frail
A cute Beyonce, don’t you know

Good Lord, there’s seven more!

And all the kids, they look the same
Will you remember all their names?
How can this be? You’d go for three.
The cryin’ you hear proclaims
“Now mom and dad, we hope you will recall our names.”

Takin’ a med, hear ‘em wake the dead
All morning, noon and night
And your DNA has shook up
What once had been your life
The network contracts all unfurl

And lad, your noggin’ starts to whirl

A cable show that entertains
Where the parents go insane
Why do a show for all the dough,
Exhibit your DNA?
Who wants to go where populace love buffets?
More "stuff that I thought would end one way and then finish another way" at the Blogging Baker.

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Fiddlegirl - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
This reminds me of the old Cosby routine of "how to threaten children"... Remember? "I brought you into this world; I can take you out... and make another one that looks just like you!" :)
Christie Marie M - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Always loved the show and the classic OS! Great job on this one and great lesson in genetic traits as well! Reminds me of biology class in high school back again! 555.
WarrenB - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks ladies for the v/c's. I know this one was a little off the wall...hmmm...I think all of mine are a little strange... Which puts me in great company on AIM!
Tommy Turtle - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS and didn't watch show, so I'm sure some of your wit was lost over here. But a clever, funny write, and yeah, you're in the right company for "strange" (says the sheep-boffer). But where is AIM? (ready, fire?)... AIR? ... no worries, the flippered one typos constantly ;-) .. A match on 15 alleles.
Guy - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Warren - At least you know that the mail man was just the mail man and not her male man. Nice write. Original and fresh - i like it.
WarrenB - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
The R is so close to the M on the keyboard....wait, that's not quite right...was I thinking I was on the Am I Rigid site....not that one either.... Thanks, TT. Your comments are always welcome! A breath of
WarrenB - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
I hate it when I screw up a public. That should be "was I thinking I was on the Am I Maniacal site"....Where's that whiteout?
Jeesh. Maybe I need need another shot of 151.
Warren Baker - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy. And you know, I'll have another rum straight up, thank you. I don't drink water cos fish finagle in it (to paraphrase WC Fields).
Guy - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, in water there is bacteria."

Benjamin Franklin
Guy - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
You commented on my rum parody that you are a gin man and as I commented on another thread what could you expect to have if ou mixed gin and rum?

GIN RUMmy of course.
Warren Baker - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO (rolling on the floor laughing my adenoids off). Cheers!
TJC - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Lexcellent n' off the wall!
TT - June 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Warren, I've thought of asking CG for a preview pane for comments (and might have asked -- who can remember anything anymore), to give us a shot (that was for you, Guy!) at catching our glitches in a WYSIWYG editor (D you K the term?) vs. this teensy comment box. But it would be a *huge* increase in bandwidth, previewing dozens of comments vs. the parody itself.

I've also wished -- many times - for the ability to edit comments (vs. whiteout -- makes your screen all sticky). But that would require user/password for comments, which very few peeps want. So I guess we're stuck with our corrections and embarrassment -- had more than my share. (Just found a *horrible* spelling error in what I thought was an epic of moi's -- fortunately, it was so long that most peeps' eyes probably had long since glazed over - which is the idea. mwahaha.)

@ Guy: "In wine, there is sex for women (with ugly guys); in beer, there is sex for men (with ugly chicks); in waterbeds is where it happens" -- Bingingman Frankturtle
Guy @ TT - June 25, 2010 - Report this comment
WarrenB - June 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC for the v/c! Much appreciated.
TT- I do recall you posting about a preview for comments. I'll sekund that mowshun.
TT @ WB (not Warner Bros. -- you wish!) - June 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Hear is the place too sekund itt:

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