This reminds me of the old Cosby routine of "how to threaten children"... Remember? "I brought you into this world; I can take you out... and make another one that looks just like you!" :)

Always loved the show and the classic OS! Great job on this one and great lesson in genetic traits as well! Reminds me of biology class in high school back again! 555.

Thanks ladies for the v/c's. I know this one was a little off the wall...hmmm...I think all of mine are a little strange... Which puts me in great company on AIM!

DKTOS and didn't watch show, so I'm sure some of your wit was lost over here. But a clever, funny write, and yeah, you're in the right company for "strange" (says the sheep-boffer). But where is AIM? (ready, fire?)... AIR? ... no worries, the flippered one typos constantly ;-) .. A match on 15 alleles.

Warren - At least you know that the mail man was just the mail man and not her male man. Nice write. Original and fresh - i like it.

The R is so close to the M on the keyboard....wait, that's not quite right...was I thinking I was on the Am I Rigid site....not that one either.... Thanks, TT. Your comments are always welcome! A breath of fresh...um...AIR?

I hate it when I screw up a joke...in public. That should be "was I thinking I was on the Am I Maniacal site"....Where's that whiteout?
Jeesh. Maybe I need need another shot of 151.

Thanks, Guy. And you know, I'll have another rum straight up, thank you. I don't drink water cos fish finagle in it (to paraphrase WC Fields).

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, in water there is bacteria."

Benjamin Franklin

You commented on my rum parody that you are a gin man and as I commented on another thread what could you expect to have if ou mixed gin and rum?

GIN RUMmy of course.

ROFLMAO (rolling on the floor laughing my adenoids off). Cheers!

Lexcellent n' off the wall!

Warren, I've thought of asking CG for a preview pane for comments (and might have asked -- who can remember anything anymore), to give us a shot (that was for you, Guy!) at catching our glitches in a WYSIWYG editor (D you K the term?) vs. this teensy comment box. But it would be a *huge* increase in bandwidth, previewing dozens of comments vs. the parody itself.

I've also wished -- many times - for the ability to edit comments (vs. whiteout -- makes your screen all sticky). But that would require user/password for comments, which very few peeps want. So I guess we're stuck with our corrections and embarrassment -- had more than my share. (Just found a *horrible* spelling error in what I thought was an epic of moi's -- fortunately, it was so long that most peeps' eyes probably had long since glazed over - which is the idea. mwahaha.)

@ Guy: "In wine, there is sex for women (with ugly guys); in beer, there is sex for men (with ugly chicks); in waterbeds is where it happens" -- Bingingman Frankturtle

LOL!

Thanks, TJC for the v/c! Much appreciated.
TT- I do recall you posting about a preview for comments. I'll sekund that mowshun.

Hear is the place too sekund itt:
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=40070.0