Shapeless

I'm shapeless
When it comes to eating food
I'll eat anything in front of you
I'll stay and eat it all
Yes I'm shapeless
Here for all the world to see
Ass is hangin' out my dungarees
Darned'est thing you ever saw

You know, I'm a man who's always been
Rather plump, you know I've never been thin
Ever since my birth at my Mama's side
I squealed like a pig till I was satisfied

I'm shapeless
Honey want you say a prayer
Cause when I'm standin' in my underwear
My belly hangs down to my knees
I ain't changin'
I know I'll never compromise
My jelly doughnuts and my chocolate pies
The kitchen's where I'll be

You see, for all my life
I have always found
I could never resist
I could never turn down
I could never ever stay away
From the menu
I could never stay away from food

Honey, want you hand the remote control to me
It's just too much work
To turn the TV on
And I've made myself a snack
And it looks good to me
Potato chips I can't refuse
No, I've never had so much weight to lose
I'm shapeless

You know, it ain't easy
For a man who's fat
To watch Richard Simmons
On the TV set
Think Ill change the channel
To a football game
Lay here on the couch
And melt the fat away

I'm shapeless
If I could only see my feet
I'd go the table and I'd take a seat
If I could find one that would hold
I'm so shapeless
I'm as shapeless as a man could be
Take a long and lasting look at me
Try to look beyond the folds

I'm so shapeless