Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi
Hail Blues Brothers, they kick tushy,
Jake and Elwood love good Sushi,
Jake's got eyebrows thick 'n bushy

They act tough, but they're not pushy,
Ogle hot babes, wonder who's she
Hey, don't look too bad, now do she?
Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi.....

In black suits and black sunglasses
On God's mission, old school classes
Needy Cath'lic lads and lasses
Givin' back like J. Onassis..

Drive a cop car, hot it gasses
Everything on road, it passes
Steer that Dodge between the grasses
Holds the road just like molasses..

While they're cruisin' music jazzes
In black suits and black sunglasses...

Bluuessss...Bluuessss....Bluuessss....
Yo! Blues Brothers - bad mothers..

Goin' down..to Chicago,
Just look...at that car go,
They're Cool...er than Fargo...
..In golf...they would par go...

(Short drum interlude)

Play "Bob's Bunker" - place like Gilley's
Redneck crowd - as wild as fillies
Blues don't please them drunk Hillbillies
Almost wind up pushin' lilies..

Fenced in stage and chicken wire
Stop the Buds that are a flyer
Singin' "Rawhide" - crowd cheers higher
Jam it all night - dare not tire...

Bob won't pay 'em - they get cheated,
Screw Bob's warning, they don't heed it,
On God's mission, must complete it,
Need five grand, so - off, they beat it..

From the shadows, my'stry woman
Big flame thrower, chick ain't human
Phone booth, in the air, goes zoomin'

Bluuessss...Bluuessss....Bluuessss....
Yo! Blues Brothers - Bad mothers

All over...Chicago,
Hey, look...at that car go,
They're cooler...than Fargo...
..In golf...they'd par go..

(Fading Drum interlude)

Make their concert at The Palace,
Nazi's, "Good Ole Boys" are dwellers,
Cops, and Bob with Bunker malice,
Jake and "El" - leave - trap door fellas',

All Chicago's fuzz starts fuzzin,
Jake and Elwood, slipp'ry cousins..
Their old Dodge - is really buzzin,
Wreckin' cop cars by the dozen,

They arrive at Daley Plaza,
Cops and Nazi's on their "Azza"
Fix the Penquin's school tax matter
Handcuffed, they're read rights and data

Jake and Elwood through hard knockin'
No more high speed chases clockin'
Back to prison, cell door lockin'
End a' movie, Jailhouse Rockin'...


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