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Song Parodies -> "No-Shame Pretender"
Original Song Title:
"The Great Pretender"
Original Performer:
Freddie Mercury
Parody Song Title:
"No-Shame Pretender"
Parody Written by:
Parotroupers
The Lyrics
DPA "Fraudy Perjury"
Bro-oke head, the insane pretender
Pretending is all he does well
This creepy putz, a pretentious schmuck
He’s boasting but all he says smells
Wo-oke-dressed the gay dame pretender
With tits of a girl that are faux
He played a game garbed as a dame
GOP screams drag queens “No-No”!
Unreal is his spiel, it’s all make-believe
Dogs’ deal on his heel, more appeal than his spiel
Pest is the lame pretender
Putz gaffes when he opens his mouth
CV we see, freaky fantasy
He’s nothing but a snakeoil tout
Started kiting checks way down South
O-once dressed as a dame pretender
Gloss slathered all over his mouth
The GOP’s homophoby
But they need his vote, though he’s out
To aid their seditionist rout
Unreal is the squeal from this fat hoggie
A vet feels his steal, killing the man’s doggie
Pest, the no-shame pretender
His hand to oligarchs pushed out
Mendacity and pure fantasy
In all he says, there is no doubt
Pretending stretches his brown snout
Rift-browned snout
Pretending is all he does well
This creepy putz, a pretentious schmuck
He’s boasting but all he says smells
Wo-oke-dressed the gay dame pretender
With tits of a girl that are faux
He played a game garbed as a dame
GOP screams drag queens “No-No”!
Unreal is his spiel, it’s all make-believe
Dogs’ deal on his heel, more appeal than his spiel
Pest is the lame pretender
Putz gaffes when he opens his mouth
CV we see, freaky fantasy
He’s nothing but a snakeoil tout
Started kiting checks way down South
O-once dressed as a dame pretender
Gloss slathered all over his mouth
The GOP’s homophoby
But they need his vote, though he’s out
To aid their seditionist rout
Unreal is the squeal from this fat hoggie
A vet feels his steal, killing the man’s doggie
Pest, the no-shame pretender
His hand to oligarchs pushed out
Mendacity and pure fantasy
In all he says, there is no doubt
Pretending stretches his brown snout
Rift-browned snout
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Looks like you've got some issues with someone named George .. about ten parodies worth
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