Song Parodies -> "Oh What A Night (December 2012)"

Original Song Title:

"Oh What A Night (December 1963)"

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"Oh What A Night (December 2012)"

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The Lyrics

This is a story that still awaits its conclusion. Will December 21 or is it 24 be just another day, or will it be The End Of The World As We Know It?

Oh what a night!
Late December in Two Thousand Twelve
All my books were falling off the shelves
Windows smashing, what a night!

Oh what a fright!
I had no warning when the shaking came
The sky exploded in a ball of flame
Quel désastre! What a fright!

My eyes! I got a choking feeling as I crawled
From the room. Oh my!
I was appalled. It was the day of doom

It was so bright
Immolating and cremating me
Hotter than I ever dreamed could be
Skin was melting, awful sight.

I felt the quake like a rolling bolt of thunder
Spinning those cars around and splitting the mall asunder
Oh what a blight!

Oh, why? This topsy-turvy feeling as I lurched
Through the gloom. I cry.
And then I fall. It's quiet as a tomb

Mayans were right
Nature hit us with her awesome might
Unprepared, we had no way to fight
What a Mother, what a night.

I saw the wave, it was a thousand foot tsunami
Cursing the elements and crying out for my mommy
Time to take flight!

Screwed, screwed, screwed, screwed, screwed. Screwed screwed screwed, screwed, screwed...
Mayans were right!
(repeat until you are washed away to sea)

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Michael Pacholek - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment

If Barack Obama can stop the Crash of 2008, the health insurance industry and Osama bin Laden, I think he can stop the Mayan Apocalypse.

Patrick - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment

I'm sure he believes he can.

constitution guy - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment

barack odumba pissed away more $ paying off contributors and sending us into bad debt that all other presidents before him combined. his voters not honest enough to oppose him. spend a dollar to save a dime while bailing out big buisnesses and getting those troops home by aug 2010? hmm, he's still in a war isnt he? i dont vote for handouts from others wages so i cant vote for him no republican outside of ron paul is worth voting for either but he wont win so the default is defeat odumbonomics even if it is the liberal romney, whom i hate wouldnt it be nice if government didnt hand out workers wages for votes and just kept us strong and safe, minding our own business while getting rid of most of these stupid laws of control?

Porfle Popnecker - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment

5s for this cheerful little ditty!

Barry J. Mitchel - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment

5s for the idea and various -ight rhymes. If BHO wins November's election, I'll hope that the Mayans were right! If he survives, he'll blame it on GWB.

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