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Song Parodies -> "Doube Dutch Tram"

Original Song Title:

"Double Dutch Bus"

Original Performer:

Frankie Smith/Cal Smith

Parody Song Title:

"Doube Dutch Tram"

Parody Written by:

Paddington63

The Lyrics

Busses are boring
Give me a HO if you've got your funky TRAM ticketHO

There's a double dutch TRAM comin' 'long the track
Movin pretty fast
So kinda shuffle your feet
Get on the tram and get your ride
And tell the conductor that you're
Goin' to a Double Dutch Affair
Fe Fi Fo Fum
Well I'll be darn here it comes
The Double Dutch Tram is on the rails
You'd better get off the stop
Move your feet

Tramway ticket
That's my way to the workplace
Ain't got no car to get around
When I go to work I've gotta go downtown
Now I've missed my train
That's a darn shame
When I'm running late no sleep's to blame
If you've gotta wife you know I'm right
Gotta special man well I can understand
Uptown, downtown everybody's getting down
Say uptown say downtown
Well I've missed my TRAM I know I'm late
I've gotta do something I know I hate
I'm gonna walk to work fifteen blocks
I already got a hole in my socks
Go ahead and laugh that's okay
Cause what I really wanna say
I got bad feet my corns hurt
To top it off I'm lost for work
Let me tell you what I say
When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk
Let me show you how to walk
When I gotta do my funky walk
Let me tell you what I say
When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk
I say sssssssss-sugar

(Rep with tram conductor)

Bip, bomp, bam alakazam
But only when you're grooving
With the Double Dutch Man
Put on your skates don't forget your rope
Cause I know I'm gonna see you
At my Double Dutch Show
Rebecca, Lolita, Veshawn and Dawn
Everytime you do the Double Dutch you really turn it on '
Bilzarbra, Mitzery, Milzetty, Kilsan
Titzommy, Kitzerrance, Kilzommy that's my man
Come on get on my Double Dutch TRAM
(The Double Dutch TRAM)

Let me hear you say do that
(Do that)
Let me hear you say Do that again
(Do that again)
Let me hear you say do the do
Let me hear you say do the do the do
Do the do, do do do do do

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