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Song Parodies -> "Relax"

Original Song Title:

"Relax"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Parody Song Title:

"Relax"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Way to treat constipation.
Oooh oooh
Better now!

Relax, just take it
So that you will dump it all
Relax, just take it
Cuz you want to dump
Relax, just take it
Cuz you want to dump
Cuz you want to dump

Elax will end it
So that you can take a $h!t
Elax will end it
You can drop a lump
Elax will end it
So it won't get stuck to it
Relax don't do it
Cuz you want to dump
Dump-oooh oooh oooh

That sound had made a huge distraction
Happens to be my rejection-so yeah
Stinky scene
Smell that scene
Please don't hit me
Hit me
Hit me with toilet plungers

I'm pooping
I'm pooping-yea

Relax, just take it
So that you will dump it all
Relax, just take it
Cuz you want to dump

Elax will end it
So it won't get stuck to you
Elax will end it (lol)
You can drop a lump
You can drop a lump
You can drop a lump
Done-yeah

Get it down
The scene of poo
Just smell it

Elax
Faster faster

Say
Hey
Relax, take elax!
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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0
Total Votes: 14

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Christie Marie M - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Ode to a great relief! I know you meant Ex-Lax and not Elax, no? Creative use of toilet humor! 5's!
Silver Power - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm not sure if this parody is really an appropriate choice for SOTM, but I am a fan of the original, so you get brownie points there. =P
Mark Scotti - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Creatively done(or dung???)
Peter Andersson - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM = s***housesong Of The Month
bobpiecheese - December 30, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Easier to sing or not, it's better not to sacrifice words for an easier rhyme, it tends to confuse people who don't read the inthe00s threads. Pacing's tight, but not so much on the funny, toilet humour's tricky that way. Better luck next time, I guess.
Phil Alexander - December 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry, Max - this one's not your best. It's not that I have anything against scatological parodies (I've done a few in my time), but there's rhymes missing, stresses on totally the wrong words and to be honest not a huge amount of humour, either.
DJ Blaze - December 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Not sure how this will fare in SOTM, but it gets the DJ Blaze Golden Gasmask award! 555
jack wilson - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Good job, 5s
Matthias - January 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

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