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Song Parodies -> "Rolex"
Original Song Title:
"Relax"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Parody Song Title:
"Rolex"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
(Random mumbling)
Rolex
Expensive
But that watch is impressive
Rolex
To buy it
You’ll have to take a loan
Rolex
You’re bankrupt
If you want to go and wear it
Rolex
Don’t choose it
Wind up in the slums
7,000 bucks!
Rolex
That timepiece
Will fill the Repoman’s dreams
Rolex
Your wristwatch
Makes you sell your house
Rolex
Exquisite
For the leader of a business
Rolex
Indulgent
Purchase is quite dumb
It tops the wealthy man’s collection
No Mickey Mouse hand selection, Oh no!
Spend that cash
On champagne get smashed
Got the money
Money!
Money for ludicrous things!
Watch that gleams!
Rolex!
Hollywood!
Rolex!
More than telling time!
Bought one!
Cash spending!
There’s plenty!
Rolex!
Fantastic!
Of accessories that’s my pick!
Rolex!
Too lavish!
Incrusted with gems!
Rolex!
They are Swiss!
Won’t get one for Christmas!
Rolex!
Don’t buy it!
No!
Homeless is your fate!
You can't pay their rates!
Unless you're Bill Gates!
Crazed!
Give it up!
You can’t buy one!
Don’t wear it!
Rolex!
I’ll admit!
That they will make you look rich!
Rolex!
Too swanky!
Rolex!
You'll rue it!
Rolex!
My precious!
Rolex
Expensive
But that watch is impressive
Rolex
To buy it
You’ll have to take a loan
Rolex
You’re bankrupt
If you want to go and wear it
Rolex
Don’t choose it
Wind up in the slums
7,000 bucks!
Rolex
That timepiece
Will fill the Repoman’s dreams
Rolex
Your wristwatch
Makes you sell your house
Rolex
Exquisite
For the leader of a business
Rolex
Indulgent
Purchase is quite dumb
It tops the wealthy man’s collection
No Mickey Mouse hand selection, Oh no!
Spend that cash
On champagne get smashed
Got the money
Money!
Money for ludicrous things!
Watch that gleams!
Rolex!
Hollywood!
Rolex!
More than telling time!
Bought one!
Cash spending!
There’s plenty!
Rolex!
Fantastic!
Of accessories that’s my pick!
Rolex!
Too lavish!
Incrusted with gems!
Rolex!
They are Swiss!
Won’t get one for Christmas!
Rolex!
Don’t buy it!
No!
Homeless is your fate!
You can't pay their rates!
Unless you're Bill Gates!
Crazed!
Give it up!
You can’t buy one!
Don’t wear it!
Rolex!
I’ll admit!
That they will make you look rich!
Rolex!
Too swanky!
Rolex!
You'll rue it!
Rolex!
My precious!
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Tailor made for this song! 555 thousand bling!
A very rich parody you wrote, Matt! I'm not really rich, I'm just spoiled. As a matter of fact, I'm not rich at all. I'm now poor from being unemployed for too long! Great song and title switch! Yep, Rolex is very pricey! Great job and take 555 more Rolex watches!
SquireMat . . . nothing is quite so impressive to catch a Lady's eye than a ~STETSON~, not a Rolex . . . . ok?
How true it is - I like my Timex and no one will try to steal it.
Once I got this title switch in mind I just had to run with it. Thanks all for sharing your "time" with me.
I really liked it, really funny
Great title switch and subs. 555
The definition of a lucky man and a woman replica watches from the left point to the definition of the points table will bring.
From rolex watches to see men and women actually love talking about the definition of euphony, to my mind, rather, meaning is about love.
From the reports of men and women means that all the dependencies and the second one I love datejust lady watchestogether forever.
From the reports of men and women means you are not a permanent sense of time.
From time to see the men and women every day to see the true meaning, see, and clear, and apparently I were you.
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