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Song Parodies -> "Vic's Just Not Nice."

Original Song Title:

"Cold as Ice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Vic's Just Not Nice."

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

He's as cold as ice.
And his time is what he's willing to sacrifice.

If you don't celebrate xmas like he does, he'll think it's not nice.
Someday you'll pay the price, I know

I've seen it before, it happens every year.
He expects you to bring holiday cheer.
But he gives you feelings of fear.
He makes weather cold just by showing up.


His name is a name you should avoid.
Even though he's played by Dan Aykroyd.
He makes you wanna hide inside all day.
If you won't celebrate christmas, he'll make you pay.

Vic's as cold as ice.
He's willing to sacrifice his time.
He wants a holiday paradise.
Oh, he's just not very nice.


I've seen it before, it happens every year.
He expects you to bring holiday cheer.

But he gives you feelings of fear.
He makes weather cold just by showing up.

Frohmeyer, you know that you are.
(Cold as ice) As cold as ice, can't you see.
(Cold as ice)

He's as cold as ice.
Cold as ice, you know.
Yes, I know
(You're as cold as ice) Vic's as cold as ice
Cold as ice, you know (He's as cold as ice)


Oh, yes I know

He's as cold as ice.
Cold as ice, I know (You're as cold as ice)
Oh, yes I know


(You're as cold as ice) He's as cold as ice
He's so cold as ice

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