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Damn, I hot farted, came out suddenly
Out my butt, felt like 80 degrees
Hot and heavy, felt like I sh-t my pants
I hot farted, I hot farted!

Well, it was half past dinner time, and my appetite was feelin' just fine
Chowing down like a one-man freakshow
What a way to dine, pass that meatloaf down the line
I over-ate and my sphincter's gonna blow!

Think I feel a Number 2, gotta make it to the nearest batroom
Wait a sec... it's just gas... that is passing through!

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Butt cheeks tight, maybe it'll be alright
Gotta wait and see
Feeling gassy is not a good sign, something's moving inside of my behind
Shoulda had a salad, but I ate like a pig...

Too much bad stuff. Here comes another in a series of hot puffs!
No one spark a light, this methane rupture could soon ignite!

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Think I feel a Number 2, gotta make it to the nearest bathroom
Wait a sec... it's just gas... that is passing through!

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Hot farted, smell's so ripe
Hot farted, hold your noses real tight
Hot farted, certainly wasn't mild
Hot farted, with a smell so vile
Hot farted, but made a baby smile
Hot farted, made people's eyes sting
Hot farted, think I ruined my jeans
Hot farted, really caused a bad scene...