Sitting in his plane, destiny unknown
His ROTA aide with him, nothing heard on the phone
Saw a flash all around, then came the EMP
Watched his F-15s fall, heard the female staff scream

It hit like a star, just blew up that way
They were all terrified, now had come doomsday
Brought out the Football Z-Thing, never used it before
No way to delay it, t'was a nuclear war

It had gone that far, POTUS taking a stand
45 lbs, taking his commands
It had gone that far, entering Gold codes
OPLAN 8-0-1-0, ID"d by "biscuit" hold

So, it started launchin'
Until all loads have dropped
Gotta keep on launchin'
Yeah, somehow Mad Putin must be stopped

Pres used the Nukebox Zero, taking many lives
He used Nukebox Zero
It had gone that far, Nukebox Zero, taking many lives
Nukebox Zero, will it survive the flight? (Or night?)

Now Putin was not afraid, he had something in store
In a flash there went Moscow, but "Dead Hand" ignored
Survived for only one task, all last targets remained
So the codes went out to the underground trains

Retaliatory launchin'
And it just won't stop
Russian nukes keep a-launchin'
Here comes the dreaded A-poc(alypse!!!)

Aaaagggghhhh!!! So hot!!!

POTUS used Nukebox Zero, came as no surprise
"Football" Nukebox Zero, aide was Yankee White
Yeah, Nukebox Zero, taking many lives
Megaton stars, none left alive
Ultimate fight

Yeah, both sides keep on launchin'
"Rain" just won't stop
Gotta keep on launchin'
Yeah, somehow the Madmen must be stopped

Used the Nukebox Zero, everyone now fries
Used the Nukebox Zero, everyone now dies
3x5 card, the codes authorized
Used the Nukebox Zero, E-6 abides
Until
... spotted by satellite!!!

(Spoken)

Last Super-Flankers on its tail arrive
A fireball
The briefcase signals die
... as does everything else

(Fade Out Forever)