-> "Searching for the Ring: Gollum’s Song"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Morning, Blue Day"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Searching for the Ring: Gollum’s Song"
Parody Written by:
Rianda Took
The Lyrics
Oh, can’t you see, I’ve lost the Ring. Another sleepless night.
One uncooked rabbit, but I can’t get the Ring no matter how I fight.
I need the precious, I need it right now, but somehow I always lose it.
Sam hears me planning, Frodo doesn’t believe, I’m always so mistrusted.
Searching for the Ring. If you see it tell me.
It’s my precious, can’t you see, what the Ring has done to me?
(music)
I have a brilliant, genius plan. I’ll lead them down to Her!
Surely, that’ll take care of them. But no, they still live on!
I need the precious, I need it right now.
But they won’t survive in Mordor.
But if they survive, I’m going to die.
If the Ring is thrown in the magma!
Searching for the Ring. If you see it, tell me.
It’s my precious, can’t you see, what the Ring has done to me?
(music)
Searching for the Ring. If you see it, tell me.
It’s my precious, can’t you see, what the Ring has done to me?
(insert evil laugh here)
Searching for, searching for, searching for, searching for
The One, Only Ring!
Ring!
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