-> "Cross Product"
Original Song Title:
"Hot Blooded"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cross Product"
The Lyrics
Got a cross product, check it and see
I got two vectors, it will give me a three
Come on baby, gimme some i's, j's and k's
The cross product, the cross product!
You don't need t'use a TI, to know how to re-define
This here matrix does grow
Describe movement fine, let me draw another line
You wanna know what this new function will show
It's easy to do, we can have a physics class review
Just me and you, I'll show you how to do the right hand rule!
Now we've got cross products, check it and see
For magnetism and electricity
Come on baby, make a new matrix fast
The cross product, the cross product!
You doin' this right? Calculating speed of light, it's denoted by c
But you've got to take the cosine, come on girl, plot the new line
Now see, don't do dot product, that won't get you your degree
Are you smart enough, will you please help me with this torquing stuff?
Did I do it right, do I have to stay up late tonight?
To do cross products, check it and see
Take these vectors and then cosine of phi
Come on baby, see the new vector that's
The cross product, the cross product!
(Solo with calculator and computer noises and Professor Frink)
It's easy to do, we can have a physics class review
Now check this too, you can find this vector's magnitude!
So we've got cross products, check it and see
For magnetism and electricity
Come on baby, you just use your right hand
Get cross product, the cross product!
(Cross product) Do cosine (Cross product) you draw a new line
(Cross product) for these pendulum trials
(Cross product) we know (cross product) info compiled
(Cross product) got a vector to try (cross product) you just draw a new line
(Cross product) In th'Cartesian plane
(Cross product) for your (Cross product) new force range
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