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Song Parodies -> "Cold Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me"

Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"Cold Meat"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Uhh, who doesn't love a good song about sandwiches?
Can you make a sandwich
Filled with roasted turkey and cheese
I'll get the bread and butter
You and me can make 'em with ease

There is ketchup, and brown mustard
So baby let me hand you the tube
There's cold cuts in the 'frigerator
We'll add on pickled relish too

Cold meat... cold meat... cold meat
Cold meat... cold meat... cold meat

Can you get the lettuce
I will get the bread and the Swiss
You got jars of ketchup
And I'm the fool payin' for this

There's chicken in the freezer
If you got a minute to wait
We can let it thaw out
Then we'll have sandwiches to taste

Cold meat... cold meat... cold meat
Cold meat... cold meat... cold meat

(Repeat Chorus)

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